he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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