I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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