is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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