So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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