plz talk dirty to me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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