i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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