It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
