Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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