for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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