dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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