Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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