Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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