Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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