It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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