We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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My vagina just clenched in fear
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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