can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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