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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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