smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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