you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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