Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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