So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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