I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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