A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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