I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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