Nicole vs. Life
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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