fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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