I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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