Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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