3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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