i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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