so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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