let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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