How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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