Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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