ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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