so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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