I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Enjoy the penises
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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