so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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