maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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