census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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I will pee on everything he values.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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