fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so let's talk penis.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
