i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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