Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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