We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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