if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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