i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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