Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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