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• (323): View more from California

  You know you want to come over later

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  1:27a: Um no

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  1:45a: Maybe

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  2:05a: Probably

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  2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

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• (212): View more from New York

  K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera

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  She didnt have a camera...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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  Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some

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• (949): View more from California

  he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight

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• (631): View more from New York

  A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".

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