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(336): View more from North Carolina

He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan

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(850): View more from Florida

I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.

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(951): View more from California

Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries

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(510): View more from California

speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage

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(516): View more from New York

Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA

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(705): View more from Ontario

Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life

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