it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.