I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need a beard to bite.