Betty ford says i'm here all night
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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