he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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