Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The air was thick with penises
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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