I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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