speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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