sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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