You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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